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Sunday, July 10, 2011

OPERATION: K.A.w.B.O.O.M.





June 16

OPERATION: K.A.w.B.O.O.M.

K-Kunyushan
A-Academy
W-Water
B-Balloon
O-opperation
O-Outside
M-Movement

I will brief you all in with the details before this 'OPERATION' started. This happened on Thursday June 16th. There is a guy here named Dorel who is a bit of a know it all. A lot of people don’t really find him too "amusing". I heard from Jake at Dinner that Luke and Raven were waiting for Kyle to go to dinner to get him with water balloons but the other guys watching said to get Dorel since he was close by and most of them didn't like him too much. So Raven and Luke hit him and he got a bit pissed off and told the Shifu on Raven. After dinner i sat outside on the porch talking to the guys when i saw Raven and Luke with more balloons. I asked them who they are going to hit and they said Dorel again for ratting them out. I told them dont get him, get someone new. We all decided to get this guy named Jospeh, another "Know it all". Raven and Luke agreed and hid behind the pillar on the porch. It would be a long shot for them to hit Jospeh and he would have plenty of time to get to cover. So i came up with a plan. Operation K.A.W.B.O.O.M.

PHASE 1-I told Luke to go across the porch to the laundry line and pretend to be hanging his laundry and I told Raven to stay behind the Pillar on the porch.
(Raven told me he cannot see far so he might not hit him. I told him “dont worry, listen” to my plan.)
PHASE 2-When Luke saw the "Mark" AKA Joseph he was to hit him twice in the back with his balloons.
PHASE 3-Getting hit in the back, Joseph will turn around to see what just happened. At that moment Raven will run out and hit him again with his balloons.



They all thought the plan was great. While we were all waiting eagerly, Kyle asked Luke for some balloons to make more water balloons. Jake asked Luke if he can get some. He got some and told me and Ash to go fill ours up and run up to his room on the third level and hit Joseph with "Artillery Fire". Before we went up i told the guys “ok the plan is still in effect.”

Current Plan:

Phase 1-Luke still held his position at the laundry line. Raven and Kyle hid behind the pillars on the porch.
Phase 2-Steffen was practicing his ‘staff form’ in the middle so i told him he will be the look out. He would not seem out of place because he practices his forms a lot in that spot. When Steffen sees the "Mark" AKA-Joseph. Tap his staff on the ground and we will all assume positions.
Phase 3-Artillary AKA Jake, Ash, and I will throw from up top. When they see us throwing, Luke moves to strike.
Phase 4-After Artillery strikes and Luke goes from behind, Kyle and Raven will attack from the porch.


After we made sure everyone knew the plan, i ran upstairs to fill balloons with Jake and Ash. We got in Jake's room and waited.

Phase 1 complete. Luke, Raven, and Kyle went to their positions.
Phase 2 complete. Steffen made the signal. We all got ready to throw. But then he said “he is with two other guys.” I yelled back down “we will make them scatter” so Luke get in close and raven and Kyle followed in after.
Phase 3 complete. I threw the balloons with Jake and Ash. Joseph was with Jo and Allen. When our water balloons hit, a couple hit Joseph in the head and the others hit the ground, Jo and Allen ran and got away from Joseph.
Phase 4 complete. Luke came and hit Joseph twice in the back and Raven and Kyle finished the job.

MISSION COMPLETE.

We came down to see the damage and Jospeh took the prank well. I guess the guys told him it was my idea because when i came down he smiled and said, "you bastard." Then tried to tackle me. Unfortunetly for him, i gave him the “Baji shoulder” which hit him in the chest and stopped him. My bad.

Afterward Jake and I ate an ice cream on the porch with the other guys. A victory ice cream. We all began to think of other targets to hit. We came up with a few.

Over and Out

-Scott

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